thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

laughing-llama:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

marypoppinthatpussy:

The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest

queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

winchesterlicious:

disarmonia-mundi:

neonjustice:

When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.

is this what girls fucking think about

yes

vanyalli:

walk into the club like what up i got a big cock